My first hike after coming to Utah from the flatlands in the East consisted of hiking up a hill south of the reservoir in Tooele. From there I thought I could get a nice view of the valley. I saw...
My first encounters with Utah Mormons When friends and families first spoke to me after my move to Utah, the first thing they asked was what it was like living among all the Mormons. I had to ponder the question, but only for a momen...
May I help you? Customer service can be a nightmare I called the phone company for Internet service. I called the PHONE company for INTERNET service. I should have rolled that around in my head for a moment. I’m an online shopper. It is easier...
I didn’t receive a single graduation invitation this year. That’s a bad thing. And that’s not because I fear I am no longer popular with nieces, nephews, and other close relationships, it’s becau...
What happened to my own yesterday? It seems to me all the things I swore would never happen happened and the things I pledged to never do I did, and my youthful rebellion has faded into the locked, opaque, and hidden compartment o...
What’s in a meaning? Everything when it comes to names My name is Glenn. That’s Glenn with two ‘n’s. Now say it with me, Gee, ll, eee, nn, NN. Not Glen. “Glen: – noun – a small, narrow, secluded valley. [Origin: 1480-90; < Ir, ScotGael...
Modifying the definition of ‘vacation’ The first thing I did when I returned from 10 days in Florida with my family was to go directly to the dictionary just to be sure. Vacation: a period of suspension of work, study, or other activi...
I grew up in the East, lured to the West by visions of mountains, cowboys and campfires provided by Hollywood via Roy Rodgers, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Sky King. I ended up in a State of Blis...
I am in the market for a horse. I have wanted to be a cowboy since I was old enough to slap my butt and gallop around the house — an activity usually performed nude, fresh from the tub, round and r...
Even though I am getting older, I am not inclined to carry around a huge gut like other middle-aged men, so I decided one way to reduce my spread was to lower my caloric intake. I looked at my eati...
Surrounded by mountains and a red setting sun, I recently attended my first rodeo in Tooele, as part of its Fourth of July festival. I sat in the bleachers among 10-gallon hats, boots and cowgirls....
Let’s see, over the course of the 82 days since school let out (which includes Father’s Day, the Fourth of July, Pioneer Day, three children’s birthdays and Girls Camp), it would be very safe to sa...
Dear Hillary, I remember running for student body president in sixth grade and being defeated by a new comer. At first, I wanted to cry, which is what most girls do when things go wrong. Of cours...
Currently hanging on our fridge (besides our 2-year-old) are three wedding reception invitations each scheduled to take place on the same June day, at the same June time. Unfortunately, with June g...
A comprehensive list of reasons why we are looking forward to school to be over. For children: • Early mornings can begin a little later (unless, of course, it’s Saturday). • No more math homewo...